@sarah1mc: I run faster when I hear country music than sirens.
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@FatherWithTwins: My mother-in-law came over and made me dinner, and now I'm wondering if I should have married her instead.
@TEXASVETERAN: I got out of bed this morning and decided it was time to turn it around. So, I did a 180 and went back to bed.
@ScienceMarchDC: People are asking if capes are welcome at #ScienceMarch - yes - but please think of the aerodynamics if it happens to be windy!
@TheAlexNevil: Me: If I had to choose between saving you or saving a stranger, I'd always pick you. How 'bout you? Dog: No question--I'd save me too.