@OldUncleDaveO: I run from my car all the way to the front door of McDonald's because fitness is a lifestyle
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@MichaelTrying: All along the watchtower, people squinted and said “I told you we should have built a clock tower.”
@stereoskyline: Procrastination has taught me how to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in 30 minutes.
@Donnie_Fairburn: If nothing else, the iOS7 update has proved it's usefulness by automatically adding the little accent mark to the word jalapeño for me.
@Tommytoughstuff: PRISON GUARD: (shines the spot light on me as I scale the fence) I can’t believe he hasn’t dropped his ice cream.