@andylassner: I said "no" to a lot of things this year without giving them a chance.
In 2016 I plan on saying "maybe" more and then changing it to "no".
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@ourdailybadge: Dating advice: Don't just tell her you have diarrhea, show her
@AndrewNadeau0: The size of the gates in Jurassic Park suggests they were always planning on letting the dinosaurs out.
@markleggett: A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back.
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