@andylassner: I said "no" to a lot of things this year without giving them a chance.
In 2016 I plan on saying "maybe" more and then changing it to "no".
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@DumbestPosts: Stupid is an understatement for this one
@shanethevein: Women have all the answers to all your questions.nnnAnd you don't even have to ask.
@squirrel74wkgn: [guy next to me at urinal] "Is that a 5 or 6?" ...about 5-1/2 I guess. "Really? (looks at iPhone on my hip) Can I see it?" *zips up* No.
@Thedudish: Hey, remember me from last night? You gave me the wrong number but I found you on Facebook. I'm on your porch. Can I come in?
@theroneman: Clyde: I'm looking 4 a partner. What's ur name? "Bonnie" C: That ur real name? "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is
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