@roggyie: I save money on condoms by not getting laid.
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@T_N_Crumpets: [phone call] Prank caller: Hi, I'd like to speak to Agood Boi Receptionist: who's Agood Boi? Prank caller: lol *tail goes nuts*
@adult_mom: [me as an uber driver] yeah I have a degree but this way I can also make crying in my car profitable