@ambamthankyamam: I saved my husband's life insurance company 1 million dollars by switching to xanax.
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@BradBroaddus: My wife completely ignores me when she watches Grey's Anatomy......so I ordered the first 5 seasons.
@perlapell: Hey Young Girls, when a first date suggests you two go to "your place", take him to Target.
@WilliamAder: To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when the doctor says, "Guess how many fingers."