@ElgatoEsmio: I saved time doing yard work by renaming the weeds "plants"
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@notbedelia: If you play Titanic backwards it's about a guy who rises from the sea, bangs a ginger and tries to throw her over the railing of a boat.
@icecube: Stealing endorsements is not how you become the president of the United States, homie. Leave my name out ya mouth...