@ElgatoEsmio: I saved time doing yard work by renaming the weeds "plants"
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@Maxine12339: Every time the grocery baggers ask if I want help to my car, I feel like telling them yes and climbing in the cart.
@Adar79Angie: I'm Italian, but I'm not "save a princess from a weird dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi" Italian.
@Miz_Mental_Case: We live in a world where cartoons & other misc fictitious characters have their own Wikipedia pages. But I'm the one that needs meds?