@PeychoKanev: I saw a clown doing sit-ups. Funny how things work out.
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@mrjohndarby: [zombies banging on the door] her: they're here me: god, I thought you said 8 oclock I haven't even got the wine chilled
@Fred_Delicious: [At work] "guys check this out" [Tries to do the fake walking downstairs thing but gets it wrong & walks up into the air] "Holy shit help"