@Slims_Ramblings: I saw a picture of myself on a milk carton once but my new family was rich so I kept my mouth shut.
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@iGreenMonk: My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me. At least that's one thing she has in common with my wife.
@SuperApple80: Bra shopping is my favorite way of spending $50 for something I can’t wait to get off my body.
@Tinkerbell_: There's no such thing as coincidence? I'm confused. If there is no such thing why did they name it? Coincidence? I think not Xx
@iRowlf: You can get a free carton of ice cream at the grocery store if you eat the whole thing before the cops show up.