@MinedOvaMatter: I saw her biting her bottom lip so I threw her a cupcake. Poor girl must have been starving.
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@loribuckmajor: Made plans to exercise with a friend and now I have to go get in a car accident.
@yobrah_: I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street.
@dril: my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl