@MrsMikePatton: I scream. You scream. The police come. It's awkward.
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@Nickadoo: America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family.
@bencoffeehall: I have learned to accept that my parents are "Santa," but I still have no idea how they get to all those other houses.
@RichHarris2: You can't force someone to love you. All you can do is hire a panda suit and wait outside their window reading sonnets.