@MrsMikePatton: I scream. You scream. The police come. It's awkward.
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@splegge: Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.
@SonOfCha: Throwing a surprise party for my girlfriend so just remember that on the count of three we all yell "SURPRISE YOU'RE ERIC'S GIRLFRIEND"
@SharpeBytes: It's so cute how you think wearing that cross around your neck exempts you from being a reasonable human being
@KKAlThani: Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.