@Breadery: I scream. You scream. We all scream. This fancy wine bars toilet gender signs were unclear.
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@omgthatspunny: This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
@ChaseMit: "Welcome... To Jurassic Park." "But some of these dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous Period--" "WE ALREADY MADE THE SIGNS"
@OrangeFact: Sometimes I'll order things online & pay for handling but not shipping. I don't want the product; I just want them to move it around a bit.