@omgthatspunny: I see you have some graph paper. You must be plotting something.
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@mattgallo123: *goes to get phone out of car *sees car has been stolen *finds phone in back pocket OH THANK GOD
@TheRealJackDee: Does anyone have the number of a painter/decorator? I really need to get all my windows jammed so they never open again.
@Izianikapani: My kids don't drive me to drink. Can't wait until they get their license and they can though.
@Curt__Burt: Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing happened to him I'm just sad to hear about him