@HisDulcinea: *Godzilla screeching in pain as he accidentally steps on Legoland*
@markydoodoo: Me, an intellectual: A spam and banana sandwich would be called a spamananawich.
@michel_lesann: What psycho decided it was a good idea for kids to hunt for chocolate easter eggs right when the spring thaw reveals all the dog poop?
@AsgardianRose: Harry Potter: A Shortened Version
Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter.
Everyone else: Lol, no.
@TheRealNickKay: [MURDER TRIAL]
JUDGE: So in 27 years of marriage, you never knew your wife was allergic to salt?
MR.SLUG:[Into mic] That's correct.
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