@david8hughes: I sent my wife a card that said, "I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THE BABIES YOU'VE MADE."
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@AimeeHelene1: Just watched a guy walk into the wall, because he couldn't decide if he should go left or right. The future of humanity scares me.
@ShesARealGenius: *Asteroid is hurtling toward Earth* ESPN Broadcaster: This asteroid could have an enormous impact on the playoffs.
@shutupmikeginn: Ah yes keep complaining the guy at 7/11 doesn't speak English well enough, like you aren't the moron who needs help in a convenience store
@Marcmywords2: Favstar is like that uncle we all have, he never works, but comes around every few months asking for money.