@david8hughes: I sent my wife a card that said, "I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THE BABIES YOU'VE MADE."
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@Playing_Dad: Boss: We're having a meeting at noon for future managers Me: Will there be lunch? Boss: No Me: I don't want to be a manager that bad
@dafloydsta: WIFE: Now stick to the list, okay? ME: I will. [later] WIFE: What the hell? [6 puppies run by] ME: Relax, they were on sale, Karen.
@Goggner: Social services would take the kids away if they saw my house right now. Does anyone have their phone number?