@david8hughes: I sent my wife a card that said, "I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THE BABIES YOU'VE MADE."
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ArfMeasures: JOHN LENNON: Love is all you need ME: This guy knows what it's all about JOHN LENNON: I am the egg man coo coo ca chu ME: OK scratch that
@MiddleageM: Heard my mom tell my dad to "stop tossing her salad" at the dinner table and now I can't look at either one of them without laughing...
@gwatts77: I accidentally got my blow up doll pregnant. Related: I've got some balloons for sale.
@JoeBerkowitz: The worst part about killing baby hitler is when you come back and everyone says "who?" but you still killed a baby.