@KentWGraham: I set my GPS voice to Mom, and now when I miss a turn, it says “Your sister wouldn’t have missed that.”
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@LeahsLounge: Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I drink some beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver.
@themorris23: To all the "cougars" out there, shame on you for not calling yourselves "Thundercats" shame. on. you.