@McNarstle: "He's gone too far."
"He crossed the line between science & ethics."
"He's playing God."
-reaction to the amount of cheese I put in omelets
@suntzufuntzu: bewitching sea ghost seeks unwary sailor for fulfillment of ancient curse, maybe more
@ShutUpThatsWho: [first date]
OK don't let her know you're a snail
Waiter: Would you like some salt?
[flips table over] OH HELL NO [bolts out real slowly]
@DirtMcTurd: My wife said I couldn't finger paint and also she says that "Paint" is a stupid name for our cat
@XplodingUnicorn: My 5-year-old refused to eat her dinner because Netflix was running slow.
At least she picked a worthy cause for her hunger strike.
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