@xLiserx: I sexually identify as Nickelback because people are ashamed of how much they secretly enjoy me.
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@Book_Krazy: Turtle 911: Whats ur emergency? Turtle: MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DISAPPEARED! 911: Have u tried looking in her house? Turtle: oops never mind.
@DirtMcTurd: If you give me a hard time about being out of shape I will bury you in a shallow grave. A very, very, shallow grave
@AimeeHelene1: I love when I make people laugh so hard they spit out their water... Or food... Or baby...