@Sickayduh: I sexually identify with the black guy in a horror movie because this won't last long and we all know it
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@Thynebear: Psychopaths make up about 1% of the US population. Exposing them is easy, just text your friends & check who has their read receipts on.
@TheBoydP: What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant? Wishful thinking. Obviously
@Slygirl08: *Really attractive person waves at me in their car*-*I wave back enthusiastically*-*realizes they were just putting their visor down*