@Sickayduh: I sexually identify with the black guy in a horror movie because this won't last long and we all know it
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@Bownuggets: Hate it when we run out of clean towels so I have to ride my white stallion Gregory up and down the driveway real fast to dry my mullet
@CatherineLMK: Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap.
@LurkAtHomeMom: *Mary Poppins voice* Ok, children! Time to go! [15 min later] *Batman voice* I said let's go.