@karencreets: I should probably never be a mom considering I'd rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone
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@careworn: Why do people insist on saying "You're next" to me at weddings? Do they not realize how serial killery that is?
@TheBoydP: Mammals for $500 Alex "Slow moving mammals that spend most of their time sleeping & eating" What are sloths? "Wrong, What are coworkers"
@gwatts77: I accidentally got my blow up doll pregnant. Related: I've got some balloons for sale.