@osoplain: I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic
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@ChaseMit: "We're not so different, you and I," Mitt Romney said to a stack of white printer paper.
@MissNaughty1801: ...: who do you listen to more? Mummy or daddy? 5y: mummy ...: why? 5y: mummy talks more
@Petote: Be a firefighter they said, Rescue kittens & throw them into fire they said, Youre misinformed they said, We're calling the police they said