@osoplain: I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic
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@losdrogas: went to kiss a girl last night and her eyes rolled back and her head floated off her shoulders body burst into flames i am a bad kisser
@kelkulus: Whichever marketing genius created the "Kim Kardashian Kollection" must not know much about history or acronyms.
@envydatropic: I wear lipstick when I go into Walmart so people know I'm not approachable or one of their kind