@timdonakowski: I should've been a sniper. They get to lie around all day and hardly lift a finger.
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@AthenaMystique: Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head "southwest". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye
@DomBorrett: I can't wait to find out who's playing Donald Trump in the next season of American Horror Story
@slimmy_shady: Never eat ice cream while chatting online. Sister: why are you typing so slowly Me: well my other hands busy. She hasnt replied yet.