@timdonakowski: I should've been a sniper. They get to lie around all day and hardly lift a finger.
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@heatherlou_: Having one bathroom in your house teaches you that it is possible to hate a person because of a bathroom.
@CherBear162: I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
@thetobbie: Anyway, I heard some "Norwegian black metal" today. Let's just say there's a reason no one ever built cities on it...