@TheDeadfishSays: I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class.
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@RickAaron: This grocery store is playing "Freebird" which I interpret as an invitation to shoplift a turkey.
@gobmentcheese: A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport.
@YourAnMoron: I accidentally just laughed at something my 4-year-old did so now I have to pretend to laugh as she does it forty thousand more times.