@vineyille: I slip the nun 30 bucks and real quiet-like ask to see the “strong orphans.”
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@panthersblondie: Me: Do you love me? 13: Silence Husband: if you don't tell your mother you love her we are going to make out at your next soccer game.
@SortaSarcastic: 90% of life is just having the courage to show up. The other 30% is just checking the math.
@Reverend_Scott: And then God said, "Let there be Black Friday." and he saw that it was a terrible idea but it was too late cuz people were already in line.