@vineyille: I slip the nun 30 bucks and real quiet-like ask to see the “strong orphans.”
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@BradBroaddus: My rear view mirror broke off. No biggie, I'll just put one of my contact lenses in backwards.
@PetrickSara: My biggest fears are: -running out of chocolate -running out of coffee -running out of toilet paper -running
@darrinfb: I just found a halloween candy on my lawn and ate it. So I guess I AM able to live off the land if I ever needed to.