@DeeLish_DG13: I sometimes feel like the Angel on my shoulder is on vacation & the Devil invited his cousin over for a play date
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@LuvPug: A good friend will delete your browser history for you, but a best friend will make your chalk lines smaller
@foursquids: Can't believe people still say "pot" it's not the 70s anymore we call it "saucepan" now
@richardosman: My daughter is in China and sends me photos of mis-translations. This is my new favourite.
@TheTweetOfGod: "Al-Qaeda: 'ISIS Goes Too Far'." Ah the Middle East, where al-Qaeda is the voice of moderation.