@mellimelle: I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math.
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@wickedimproper: St. Peter: "Spock?" Leonard Nimoy: "I'm Leonard. Spock was just a character I played on TV." St. Peter: "HEY EVERYBODY! IT'S SPOCK!"