@mellimelle: I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math.
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@TragicAllyHere: If you guys don't do my "Funeral Ideas" Pinterest board justice at my funeral, I will haunt you so hard *pinning ideas to "Haunting" board*
@gingerfaced: I wish snacks could talk so they could verify my whereabouts from 1 am to 3 am this morning.
@Xalqee: How frustrating would it be if you turned into a zombie before you had a chance to put your dentures in?
@MelissaJoy33: I love being a mom. I just left the vacuum running in front of my teenagers door until he woke up. Should have done what I asked, lil shit!