@mellimelle: I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math.
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@david8hughes: [date] Me: you wanna see what desserts they have? Wife: how about we go home & I'll let you- Me [calls waiter]: what desserts do u have?