@sucittaM: I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.
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@simoncholland: Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on? Stop talking in secret code.
@QwertyJones3: "This shirt that the team was wearing smells disgusting. I need to find an appropriate state to name it after." -Inventor of the jersey
@TravLeBlanc: One time a friend said that he "ain't never had no nothing". It remains the only time where I have heard someone use a quadruple negative.