@sucittaM: I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.
@_OMNi_: I need to get some bricks...
@iRowlf: Lowe's banned me for yelling "From the windows! To the walls! To the sweat drop down my balls!", as I explained how much carpet I needed.
@sad_tree: *sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog*
Alien: Whats Updog?
NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there
@KrazykurtKurt: Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you've got alzheimers.