@jjax44: I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts.
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@david8hughes: "You're in no position to be making demands." [does a handstand] "Company helicopter & 2 months extra vacation." "Fair enough.
@Jake_Vig: Whoever keeps dressing our president in golf clothes and putting him in golf carts, please stop, he's trying to make phone calls and work.
@mattZillaaaa: It's almost that time of night where I drunk text my ex "I have to tell you something" then shut my phone off.