@jjax44: I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts.
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@UNTRESOR: You should never go grocery shopping when you're hungry and never go clothes shopping when you're naked.
@dysondoc: The new jumper I bought kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back and they exchanged it for another one free of charge.
@PoliUncorrect: If I learned anything from my childhood, its that if you cry long enough, your dead hamster will be reborn as a rabbit