@BlindVigil: I started studying Tai Chi, so I wouldn't recommend getting in a slow-motion fight with me...
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@daemonic3: "Hey, will you join us in our street protest?" No thanks "Why not?" I actually love streets
@AndyAsAdjective: Movies led me to believe there would be a whole lot more unlocked cars just sitting around with the keys tucked away in the overhead visor.
@heatherlou_: Having one bathroom in your house teaches you that it is possible to hate a person because of a bathroom.