@ch000ch: i started vaping to fit in with my friends, who are mostly steam whistles
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@Thedudish: If God had a sense of humor, he would have asked Noah to bring a pair of termites on board.
@SCbchbum: According to rom coms, I haven't met the perfect guy because I've never chased an important paper down the block in a gust of wind.
@goodballs: [sees girl reading Lord of the Rings] "Ah I love that book. The way that guy is just [clenches fist] the Lord of all those freakin rings."
@pattonoswalt: Hey Ben Carson, at this point in your craziness? Just say you're Iron Man. What could it hurt?