@ch000ch: i started vaping to fit in with my friends, who are mostly steam whistles
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@PatsHoppedUp: Doc: Maam, due to the accident your daughter cant... Mom: Cant what?! D: She cant even. She literally cannot even. M: *single tear falls*
@envydatropic: I will never have to admit to a mistake at work when I can blame the last person who quit
@TheMichaelRock: Ghostbusters is my favorite movie where Bill Murray yells at a giant marshmallow man for stepping on a church.