@OnlyFastEddie: I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls.
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@Dawn_M_: Sorry I looked completely surprised that your baby didn't burst into flames when I chanted The Power Of Christ Compels You.
@FlyJ_: My kid started doing this annoying preteen whiny voice and now I can turn my head all the way around like the exorcist.
@XplodingUnicorn: If you still have a landline, I assume you also own a butter churn and ride a dinosaur to work.