@OnlyFastEddie: I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls.
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@Jake_Vig: PRIEST: Do you take this this woman, to have and to hold, for better, for worse, until death do you part? ME: Well, now you made it weird.
@Dirty_Naomi: I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them.
@Laser_Cat: *gets pulled over* Do you know how fast you were going? *pulls string* *inflates emergency mustache* Oh sorry officer. You're free to go.