@treydayway: I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino.
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@UnFitz: I was inept with girls in high school. Once I tried to unhook a bra strap and accidentally made a macramé plant hanger.
@sarahyehia82: Nothing says “I don’t take you seriously” like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him.
@Sanbel11: My friend asked me today if I started Christmas shopping. I'm crying. While digging a hole to bury her.