@MarlonBrandNO: I studied abroad for a year. But she got really creeped out and moved away.
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@captainkalvis: *uptown funk comes on* Guy: honey this HAS to be our first dance at our wedding Honey: lol I'm made by bees
@sixthformpoet: 1: Steal ice cream van 2: Drive around slowly but never stop 3: Be proud to have helped prepare children for life's many disappointments
@Sickayduh: Accountant: Mr Cage, you are flat broke. *flashback to applying for a loan wearing John Travolta's face* Nick Cage: I already handled it
@AristotlesNZ: Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.