@o__0Dev: I suffer from premature procrastination. It’s when you procrastinate before even receiving a task...
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@TheTalkingPipe: Make a friend today. Give a complete stranger a big, long hug. If they happen to get mad, tell the police a guy on twitter said you could.
@girlontapas: Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There's liquor and you can't hear them.
@ShesARealGenius: Lol how "take you out" could mean either we're going on a date or I'm gonna kill you.