@o__0Dev: I suffer from premature procrastination. It’s when you procrastinate before even receiving a task...
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@HowToBeADad: Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it.
@LOsepyan: When someone says "surprise me", I immediately drop my pants and start singing its raining men.
@atanya1111: At age 40 you gain the capacity to fall totally chemically head over heels in love with a refrigerator.