@o__0Dev: I suffer from premature procrastination. It’s when you procrastinate before even receiving a task...
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@RidiculousSheri: I usually roll around in the magazine aisle at Barnes and Noble before a date because I want to smell nice, but I'm on a budget.
@bobsin: If it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck, the chances are she's practising for her next selfie
@moose_chocolate: Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?