@Dawn_M_: I swear babe, I'm a virgin, it must be a miracle.
*Joseph rolls eyes
@iGreenMonk: There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is.
Here's how it works :-
If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you.
@BigBBanter: Girlfriend said she felt she looked fat, tired, and ugly. Said she needed a compliment. I told her that her eyesight was nearly flawless.
@sad_jake: damn girl are you calculus because I have no idea what youre talking about
@paigeofmylife2: My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet.
@BradBroaddus: My toddler puts his pants on just like everyone else.
One arm at a time.