@Dawn_M_: I swear babe, I'm a virgin, it must be a miracle.
*Joseph rolls eyes
@shadygeekdad: Saturday night, time to get crazy! *shuffles Uno cards*
@ThRealBallsDeep: *Makes sure the new girl at work sees how much pineapple I eat at lunch*
@CYComedy: Is anybody else having trouble logging into my wife's Facebook account?
@FroggyGonnaJump: She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss.
@jake_lach: She said I'm 'barely tolerable,' which means there's still a chance