@Dawn_M_: I swear babe, I'm a virgin, it must be a miracle.
*Joseph rolls eyes
@worley_7: In dog beers I've only had 2.
@Bearslietoo: My favorite part about being an adult is that my pillow fort now has a mini bar.
@CourtneyBale: "Excuse me, do you validate parking?"
I sure do, champ. *kisses your forehead* Your parking is second to none.
@jenlaw_11: If a server comes to my table and asks 'hows everythin tasting?' mid chew I like to grab their wrist and keep them there until I can answer
@isaaaa: Things I constantly worry about pressing:
1. "Like" while ex stalking
2. Send all drafts
3. A baby's soft spot
Yes, this list is in order.