@Dawn_M_: I swear babe, I'm a virgin, it must be a miracle.
*Joseph rolls eyes
@LetsFav: Being a Twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum.
@loribuckmajor: During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone.
@notalogin: The recipe said "prick with a fork," but enough about me.
@The_GetawayGirl: I'm only leaving the house today so my selfies will have new backgrounds.