@Dawn_M_: I swear babe, I'm a virgin, it must be a miracle.
*Joseph rolls eyes
@McGrumpenstein: As a chemistry teacher, Walter White was dedicated to the scientific methhead.
@aimlessamers: Dating is like a 2-day-old box of chocolates.
The good ones are already taken.
@DurtMcHurtt: *throws nickel at grandpa*
I need more magic ear money.
@RacesTacoTrucks: Alarm clocks would be much more effective if instead of a snooze button they just released bees.
@SexytotheNorth: *selects Warrant's Cherry Pie on jukebox.
*starts dancing on counter top in cafe.
*enjoys a piece of hot pie in back of police cruiser.