@sexncake: I swear, even my ex lasted longer than my phone battery does.
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@Roxtalled: *stands by cucumbers at grocery store *feels intimidated *hides by baby carrots *gets ego boost
@WeissBrandon: If you plug in a toaster and take it into the bathtub with you, it will get rid of your hiccups.
@marveljedi: when pennywise said “i’m not real enough for you? it was real enough for georgie” i was like damn alright PETTYwise that was uncalled for