@RockKraller: I swear...I think restaurants with drive thru's identify the dumbest employee and say "here, you get to wear the headset"
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@Jake_Vig: Netflix and scroll through the selections until it’s too late to start watching anything.
@FatherWithTwins: You know what this new carpet needs? For me to open a tube of blue toothpaste, and jump up and down on it. - My 4yo. Apparently.
@thetigersez: Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee. *never drinks coffee again* This is nice.