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@goolicker: There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer.

@KeetPotato: *swims up to girl in pool* so do you.. actually this is quite deep jesus *just disappears*

@AdamTheLobster: This may be racist but whenever I have a test in class I try to get a seat next to a dolphin because they are usually really smart.

@JustASmirk: My wife is the most beautiful, intelligent person standing right behind me reading my Twitter feed.