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@joeyhuggles: I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet.
@nerdonfire1: Apparently, the words "I'd still hit it" are words best kept to yourself at a funeral
@krissywillbretz: sighs "always the predator, never the prey..."
@Flattliner: I wish my wife was better in bed.
I wish my WiFi was better in bed.
@T_Bonezzz_: STEPS TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET
1) PUT SHEET ON BED
2) FOLD BED
@BiIIMurray: I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.