@joeyhuggles: I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet.
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@ThingsJackDigs: Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby.
@CakeThrottle: Bruce Willis: I hate when people talk during movies, I never do it Director: Yes but we're filming the movie now, do you see the difference
@TechnicallyRon: Remember at school when you would press 'demo' on the electric piano and pretend you were really playing it? That's what adulthood is.