@joeyhuggles: I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet.
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@eric10F: "will you be paying with cash or credit?" "Cash" *start playing "ring of fire" on my kazoo *gets tackled by security*
@Cpin42: Umm..I don’t want to be “that inmate,” but could you tell the chef that this needs more salt.
@UNTRESOR: 8 hrs sleep: So refreshed 6 hrs: Feeling fine 4 hrs: I will rip your head off for a minor transgression 2 hrs: Why is my boss a Minotaur