@joeyhuggles: I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet.
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@Burger_Time_: Gramps' head was chopped off by a helicopter blade and same with his dad and his dad before him. So no Rod, you can't go to helicopter camp.
@bjaynash: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
@Poutymcgee: "THE PLATYPUS HERE TASTES LIKE SHIT! DO NOT ORDER IT!" I shout in the face of a confused and frightened old lady at the zoo.
@DrCephalopod: "He was the most alive of cats, he was the most dead of cats." - first line of Schrödinger's "A Tale of Two Kitties"