@ReeseButCallMeV: I taught my 1yo how to turn on my mother-in-law's dishwasher since she only uses it for storage.
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@BritXNic: Unless you met your spouse while committing a diamond heist, I don't need to hear how you got together.
@NoTrophy4You: The reason why there aren't much female superheroes is that you can't expect a girl to wear the same superhero costume twice in a month
@scorpicpanda: When the imaginary zebras start sawing off your legs, it's time to lay off the hard stuff.