@Breadery: I taught my daughter to whistle a few days ago and now I'm teaching her that whistling can lead to adoption.
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@WilliamAder: Digging through a box in the closet, I found a picture of me sitting on Santa's lap. Hard to believe that was almost a year ago.
@ZachWeiner: "How do you speak with an American accent?" "Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."
@ElayneBoosler: If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland.