@RealSudoNim: I tell women I can't open that jar because I have a headache.
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@Sanbel11: When a husband asks you if you think it's possible to love someone forever... "If I find the right person" is apparently the wrong answer.
@SamanthaRae49: I don't usually talk to strangers but when I do its because I'm at the zoo and someone called a tortoise a turtle.
@rikpayne: People who say "Money doesn't grow on trees" don't understand the paper making process.
@bridger_w: This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days.