@illuminatedwndr: I think global warming is real because you hardly see The Penguin on episodes of Batman anymore
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@weinerdog4life: Maybe I have a bunny in my pants, maybe that's why I'm putting this salad in my pockets, you don't know me.
@krishna_van: "Give me a positive adjective..." "Splendid." "Nice. Now how about a negative adjective?" "Splendidn't."
@silent_musings: Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with "I see the assassins have failed."
@TheBoydP: If you don’t believe in evolution how do you explain such striking similarities between the doughnut and the bagel?