@illuminatedwndr: I think global warming is real because you hardly see The Penguin on episodes of Batman anymore
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@NicestHippo: BEAR JUDGE: Counsel, this is your last warning, you cannot-- LAWYER: *plays dead* BEAR JUDGE: Where did he go
@WhaJoTalkinBout: My signature move at family dinners is waiting for someone to put their drink down at the table & then moving it when they go to the buffet.
@DecantAndPour: I drink a glass of red wine a day for health benefits. The other 7 glasses are just for me.