@illuminatedwndr: I think global warming is real because you hardly see The Penguin on episodes of Batman anymore
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@belleykell: Motherhood means never questioning why you found a Stormtrooper in the toilet just now
@MomOnFire: H: Something's wrong with you. M: Yes. H: No, like for real. M: Yes, I told you that from day one. H: But you were kidding... M: Haha, no.
@LindaInDisguise: Went to WalMart today and still had all my kids when I got home. Next week, I'll try harder.
@FlyoverJoel: The woman selling sea shells by the sea shore must have had a strong personal brand to overcome such a poor business model.