@illuminatedwndr: I think global warming is real because you hardly see The Penguin on episodes of Batman anymore
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@zachraffio: - Adele's baby starts to cry - Adele sings the baby a lullaby - baby cries more, but now for different reasons
@AaronFullerton: USA: "Hey nachos, today's your big day!" Nachos: "What about Cinco de Mayo?" USA: "What'd you just say?" Nachos: "Nothing."
@AsgardianRose: You know how people play video games by pushing all the buttons at once? That's how I'm handling adulthood.