@TheBoydP: I think I will start calling my wife "My Customer" since she is always right...
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@NicestHippo: Mario is a game where you save a girl from the terrible fate of hanging with a dude who owns a castle
@noogscorner: Someone should tell North Korea that if you want to nuke someone, you probably shouldn't give them a progress report every week.
@Kaladas4U2NV: I lost 7 followers today. It's nice to know some people are finally reading my tweets
@NurseSeymour: Waitress: need anything else? Me: yes, a cup of black coffee. W: and how would u like your coffee? M: uhhh..black and in a cup?