@TheBoydP: I think I will start calling my wife "My Customer" since she is always right...
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@bencoffeehall: I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR.
@junejuly12: Asking if judges go commando under their robes is a sure-fire way to get out of jury duty.
@ericONEderful: A naked man brushed his teeth next to me as I washed my hands. This is why I don't go to the gym often.