@TheBoydP: I think I will start calling my wife "My Customer" since she is always right...
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@sock_holliday: The person that invented toilet paper is easily the most under-appreciated hero in human history
@007Pepe_Rex: Relationship status: I ran out of toilet paper a week ago. Update: I am now running out of paper towels.
@NakedWhiteAss: Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom.