@JulieSnark: I think it would be great if ice cream licked you back.
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@Hormonella: There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.
@pinupteacher: Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock? Humans are bullshit.
@DaveTheAlbino: Batman had the bat signal. If you need to get my attention, hold a Roast Beef Sandwich over a floor lamp and aim it at my apartment.
@SSDated: You're only as awkward as you say you are...out loud...in front of people...who were in a private conversation...that didn't involve you.