@Browneyed_mama: I think my dog goes out at night to drink with her doggie friends. At least she can't drive because that would be ridiculous.
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@mjkspeaks: The worst thing about life is getting comfortable and then realizing that you don't have the remote.
@robfee: Where was the NSAs wire taps when the McCallisters were leaving messages with all the neighbors that Kevin was home alone? Thanks Obama.
@themiltron: scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien