@Cheeseboy22: I think my family is really going to dig the 15 minute powerpoint I've created of the things I am thankful for at Thanksgiving dinner.
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@Fred_Delicious: *approaches girl in bar* *passes right through her* *i've been dead for 73 years*
@wickedimproper: ARUGULA is my favorite vegetable whose name sounds like a car horn from the 50's.
@ninjadinosaur1: I am not paying for a full year membership at the Y when I only need the pool long enough to hold one hamster Viking funeral.