@Cheeseboy22: I think my family is really going to dig the 15 minute powerpoint I've created of the things I am thankful for at Thanksgiving dinner.
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@WilliamRodgers: The rest of you just need to get fat because I don't feel like going to the gym anymore...
@jergarl: Me: I'm so tired I need to sleep. Ambien: Here I'll help... Hey don't forget to take off your clothes and pretend that you're snow! Me: K
@marebytes: In my opinion - until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint - they have no business calling it a Happy Meal
@notalogin: Romantic cop: Here, I brought you a flower. Competitive about everything cop: Big deal. I brought you a flowest.