@Cheeseboy22: I think my family is really going to dig the 15 minute powerpoint I've created of the things I am thankful for at Thanksgiving dinner.
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@DothTheDoth: Hungover? Hydrate. Anxious? Hydrate. Want to advance Satan’s agenda here on Earth? Hydrate.
@crunchenhancer: When bears are around, try to look skinny and they won't eat you. If that doesn't work, kick your buddy in the nuts and RUN!
@PhuckinCody: ME: hey did u get my letter? HER: No ME: weird, my carrier penguin should've made it by now HER: You mean carrier pigeon? ME: lol what