@Cheeseboy22: I think my family is really going to dig the 15 minute powerpoint I've created of the things I am thankful for at Thanksgiving dinner.
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@pleatedjeans: [blood bank] Doc inserts needle [turns around] YOU AGAIN! [vampire sucking on tube like straw] GO ON SCOOT [chases him from room with broom]
@internetluke: *gets on 1 knee* Jenny... "OMG" *places hand on heart and starts crying* "This is great!" *gets on 2nd knee* I'm having a heart attack
@AlanFelyk: To change the traffic light from red to green, pick up your phone and try to read a text on your cellphone.
@octoberjuneblog: The only way I'd see Taken 3 is if Liam Neeson gets kidnapped and his daughter has to rescue him