@fred_dog: I think my neighbor's dog is in heat. She's been crying the last 2 nights. I may need to take one for the team if I want to get some sleep.
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@trish07tx: How to piss me off: rearrange the grocery store. How to send me into a psychotic rage: rearrange the liquor store.
@MelShutUp: Wow thank you so much for whistling at me, guy in Walmart. I've never felt more beautiful.