@thesulk: I think Sandra Bullock chooses movies based solely on the number of times she can say "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"
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@XplodingUnicorn: I made my 4-year-old sit at the table till she finished her lunch It took her 3 hours She was so excited to be done Then I served dinner.
@revious: My ex got drunk and left me at a bar so I called the police and reported a drunk driver.. #topahole
@junejuly12: Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for me, I like to think my diet is really working.