@navanax: I think semi-colons have gotten a bad rap. They should be re-branded as super-commas.
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@hayes_t_r: Chemists do tell jokes, but there's no reaction because all their people skills Argon. Omg, that's Sodium funny, right? Na? Okay.
@dubstep4dads: i cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton
@Schmoodles: My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.