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@Sickayduh: Son: Sire, I wish to change my name King: Why, Prince Stephen? Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old
@SlipCarefully: To avoid looking at the glass as half empty or full, i drink straight from the bottle.